“A Man Saved Me From Drowning, But Now I’m Suing Him For Rape Because He Touched Me”

“A man saved me from drowning, but now I’m suing him for rape because he touched me”.

The hard-to-believe words were uttered by self-proclaimed feminist Cassidy Boon, who expressed in a viral video this week that, while drowning, a man “raped her” since he touched her without consent while trying to save her.

Luckily for every man alive today, I am quite certain this “Cassidy Boon” woman, and her equally-insane website The Portly Gazelle, is just a satire blog—a parody of the total insanity of modern feminism:

However, the fact that a video so obviously satirical would fool so many people, is just further proof that modern feminism is a pathetic joke. Look at some of the infuriated comments:

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The fact that people could fall for something so ridiculous further shows what the modern feminist movement is capable of: complete and utter retardation.

And if you don’t believe her video or her website is satire, here’s her own disclaimer:

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